I won the last bi-monthly humor contest. My wife, who long ago decided I was no Seinfeld, is sure I bribed somebody or possess compromising pictures of the contest judges and sheep. (Not true. They were goats.) Now, sitting at my breakfast table faced with the pressure of … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Next Generation Gets Itself Lost
As millions of American children confront the first homework assignment of the new year, a recent education survey has revealed that seventy percent of American teenagers cannot locate France on a map and fifty five percent cannot locate, and identify, “the map” itself. Teachers … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Children Of The Cornflakes
(Author's last name withheld by request.) Parents, caregivers, all manner of grown-ups, take heed! In what seemed like a typical drop-off at preschool this morning, I fear I intercepted an intricate and sophisticated plot. First of all, things fell eerily silent. Not one "Mommy" … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
A Mapless Male Worth Saving
It is often noted that males who get lost refuse to ask directions. Not to weigh in on any feminist food fight or anything, I imagine that it’s because that pesky Y-chromosome doesn’t want to be caught red-handed not knowing where he’s going. Any male who has lost his way in … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August-September 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Trick or Treat Defeat
Halloween is near. I can always tell how close it is by the amount of miniature chocolate bars I’ve consumed. And since the empty wrapper to unopened candy ratio is about a bazillion to one, I’m certain the day is upon us. I should stop buying the treats ahead of time, but that … [Read more...]
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