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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

A Brief Primer on Mannequins

By Chason Gordon

Because we as humans are not stackable on shelves in small square piles, it was necessary to create mannequins. That is essentially the history. I could mention old kings using wooden torsos to avoid the hassle of fittings, or the early fashion dolls of the 1700s advertising … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Mommie Dearest I Have Been

By Miranda Gargasz

I think I must be channeling Joan Crawford. At least my oldest son thinks so. He is astounded at the things I expect from him, and frankly I’ve been feeling a little evil about them, too. For instance, since birth my Jimmy has hated to bathe. I have photos of this little … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Ready for the “Big Boy” Chair

By Wendy D'Alessandro

Our pediatric dentist is like family. For nearly 14 years he has watched my kids grow from toddlers to teenagers. He has, in fact, watched me grow from a 20-something mom to a 40-something mom. He’s a great guy who makes going to the dentist a painless experience for my kids. … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Cat Box Fever

By Jeff Brown

“The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we lead.” -Flora Whittemore “The doors I open and close each day on my cat box cabinet help keep the yucky stuff inside.” -Jeff Brown “I didn’t even know these things existed,” I said to my wife as I surfed the Internet. … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Improvisation

By Kerry Ashwin

Living on a boat is a lifestyle choice. Things that you take for granted on land take on a whole new meaning on the ocean. Like the adage 'bucket and chuck it'. No problem, I hear you say. Necessity is the mother of invention. Improvise! Except when I used the receptacle it had … [Read more...]

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