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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2005-January 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2005-January 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Losing My Mind

By Faith Foyil

Do you sometimes repeat yourself? Have you recently misplaced your keys, your wallet, or your third child? Have you ever rushed into your bedroom to retrieve something, only to realize you can’t remember what it is? You stare intently at your oak bureau as if communion with … [Read more...]

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February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Toilet Training Times Six

By Sara Schlussel

I am not a plumber. I have no experience with weepy faucets, drippy pipes or trickling garden hoses. So why did G-d put me in charge of regulating six free-flowing urinary tracts? By the time my little spritzers turn 12 months, people start urging me to introduce them to 'The … [Read more...]

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February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Advanced Studies In Creationism

By Ed Tasca

To understand and appreciate the scientific principles underlying Creationism, it’s important to understand the advanced math behind it. For some this can be far too challenging, and as a result, they turn to simplified theories such as evolution, which cannot be backed up by … [Read more...]

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February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Amadeus Paints Houses

By Margaret Andrews

Selling your house requires preparation. And by preparation, I mean more than removing your personal belongings. In today’s buyer’s market, you must fix things, clean things, paint things, etc. As my husband and I have no relatives in the construction-slash-handyman business, no … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest!

Flying Standup, Not Standby

By Ken Bobrosky

Airline service continues to deteriorate. Prices, taxes and extra charges are increasing and the amenities of flying are disappearing. Meals on many flights are now nonexistent We have deteriorated from full-service, three-course meals to packing our own lunch, bringing on a … [Read more...]

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