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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Down On The Hobby Farm

By Linda L. Zern

The shadows of cranes, vultures, and eagles coast across the ground of our hobby farm, and at night the lonely cries of whippoorwills float through the air like ghosts through fog and mist. It’s hard not to be charmed by the nature thumping all around us. That’s one reason we … [Read more...]

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1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 1st Place winner of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Heaven, Hell, and a Passing Grade

By Elizabeth Preston

After coming home from my Catholic high school’s mandatory Mass, I felt as if I was doomed to Hell. Opening my catechism workbook to the Ten Commandments—the Christian’s checklist—I attempted to see how I measured up on Saint Peter’s scale, remembering that six out of ten is … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

The Unimaginable

By Tarryl Benedetto

I’d just held my little Stephen for the first time when Dr. Metzger grabbed him from my arms. “There’s something wrong with your baby.” He tried tickling him, doing peekaboo, and even I've-got-your-nose. He looked grim. “What’s wrong, Doc?” “I’m afraid it’s as I feared. Your … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 3rd Place winner of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Monday No More

By Robert Trettin

Monday showed up a little bit late for the Days of the Week weekly get together at Sunday’s apartment. His tardiness was intentional, because everyone always accused Monday of arriving too early, even though he was always exactly on time. He knocked on the door and waited. He … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 3rd - 4th Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Hey, Dean!!!

By Joel Habush

When they were putting together the English alphabet, the letter X got the short end of his two sticks. Rumor has it he showed up late – along with Y and Z – and the threesome almost didn’t make the alphacut. But that would have left us with 23 letters and important words and … [Read more...]

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