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In Memory of Living in the Moment 1500 B.C. to 2014 A.D. Living in the Moment succumbed today to a viral advance of technology losing a valiant struggle against iPads, iPhones, iThings, tablets, pads, Nooks, crannies, the latest Microsoft thing that replaced the other Microsoft … [Read more...]
March, 2013. “A privately funded project, Inspiration Mars: Looking for a ‘mature’ married couple for a 2018 voyage to Mars and back. A slingshot trip, it would be a cosmic no-frills flight taking husband-and-wife astronauts as close as 161 kms to the Red planet… also means being … [Read more...]
To Whom it May Concern: My name is Sunflower Smith and I am the communications liaison for PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. I’m writing you today (on this 105-percent fair trade paper with an animal-free pencil I carved from repurposed oak that passed from … [Read more...]
“Hello, you have reached the Crisis Center, may I help you?” “I doubt if anyone can help me.” “Well, I shall try my hardest and may I ask your name.” “I'm called Maude.” “May I call you Maude?” “Hell yes, that's all I hear all day long. It's 'Hey Maude, what's for breakfast, … [Read more...]
Van Gogh had fallen into his deepest depression since the last episode, which involved his ordering a Western omelet in the nude. He was now humiliated beyond control. Not ony had his portrait of "Kleeg the Butcher with Pig" been rated as on of his worst; no one could explain … [Read more...]