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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

4TH QUARTER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 4TH QUARTER 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

The Sky is Falling—Thirty Percent Chance

By Joel Habush

DRAMATIC, IMPORTANT SOUNDING MUSIC, E.G., Theme from Apocalypse Now; Theme from 2001, A Space Odyssey; or Muskrat Love, from Captain and Tennille. ANNCR: And now “What will the Weather Be” with William Weatherbee in the Channel 5 Five Alarm Weather Command Central Bunker. … [Read more...]

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4TH QUARTER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 3rd Place winner of our 4TH QUARTER 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

A Letter From Santa Claus

By Dr. David Margolis

Dear Kids: We have some serious problems at the North Pole. For many years we have run a deficit and our expenses have far outweighed our revenues. Over the years, I have ignored this problem and let the debt pile up. Recently I have joined the Tea Party; you may have seen me at … [Read more...]

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4TH QUARTER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 4th place winner of our 4TH QUARTER 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Red and Blue

By Yelena Mazour-Matusevich

US Cultural Recognition Guide for Tourists: Reds and Blues Food: Reds: Double Bacon & Cheese Triple Monster Thickburger with Deep-fried Jumbo Chicken Rings Blues: Multi-purpose living nutritive units. Drink: Reds: Chocolate Cherry-Vanilla-flavored Doctor Pepper Blues: … [Read more...]

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4TH QUARTER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our 4TH QUARTER 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Who Do You Belong To?

By Christopher Hiver

The National Association of Organizations and Alliances (NAOA) released a report today stating that there are now over 1.5 million organizations, associations, alliances and research think tanks in the United States. This is up 6% from last year’s study done by the now defunct … [Read more...]

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2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Breaking News

By Abby Heugel

I’m not really into the news. While I think it’s important to know what’s going on, I’m okay with just grazing the surface with minimal awareness to the impending doom of the planet and how a trailer park manager won the lotto with a ticket he found in an opossum nest. With … [Read more...]

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