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I once entered a World’s Biggest Toe Cheese contest, but I misunderstood the rules. I had squeezed a log of Gorgonzola between my toes thinking no one else would shoe-horn five pounds of enzyme-enhanced curd in a half-inch space. I was shocked when a homeless man named Spanky, … [Read more...]
It's finally summertime, a season of fertility and relaxation we celebrate with holiday celebrations, fireworks, festivals, carnivals, heat exhaustion, sunburn and the occasional paralyzing drought. But if you're reading this, congratulations, you made it to June 21-- the Holy … [Read more...]
There is a war going on in my kitchen. It’s between me and the ants. They are applying Cesarean strategies and I’m trapped like Vercingetorix at Alesia in his last attempt to fight off the Roman conquest of Gaul. I watch the ants building multiple-lane streets across the kitchen … [Read more...]
Dr Mitchell Lasoff has a dental office on Hoosick Street in Troy, New York. Dr Lasoff is one of the most accomplished dentists in the Capitol area of New York State. While most dentists practice their trade, Dr Lasoff is so good that he no longer has to practice. Dr Lasoff is … [Read more...]
For years, Conservatives have complained that the U.S. Government Budget is so vast that no-one person knows what it contains. Last week officials of Washington’s Office of Management of Budget (OMB) confirmed that suspicion when they announced that a homeless man had been found … [Read more...]