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The world of health care, which has inspired so much calm and thoughtful debate recently, will be much better off now that Americans have settled all their differences. Oh sure, there may be a teensy weensy little argument over which government bureaucracy will decide when and … [Read more...]
In an ominous development reminiscent of the cold war, last week Russia was discovered to be amassing millions of cubic feet of frigid Siberian air, along the border of Ukraine and the small huddled States of the Baltic. The polar air build up coincides with Russia’s recent spate … [Read more...]
They say dogs are just like their owners. My dog scoots across the carpet on her rear end like an upright, motorized ceramic lawn ornament. The vet says her anal glands are impacted, but I think she has hemorrhoids. Young people never get hemorrhoids. Once you’re over 40 and … [Read more...]
(Pets. Politics. Aztecs. Angst. Just another week in America.) I heard on the news that there may be as many as 20 million pets in the United States, many of them here illegally. You have to admit that this is getting out of control. Now, before you start firing off a heated … [Read more...]
“We don’t talk anymore,” she said. “We talk all the time,” I said. “About rashes, doctor appointments and lunch money,” she said. “But when was the last time we had a meaningful conversation?” “Yesterday I told you all about the new iPad I want.” “MEANINGFUL conversation,” … [Read more...]