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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Criminal Compassion With Kenny MacAskill

By Kevin Craner

“Compassion and mercy are about upholding the beliefs that we seek to live by, remaining true to our values as a people. No matter the severity of the provocation or the atrocity perpetrated.” —Kenny MacAskill, Scottish Justice Minister, on the release of Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

The Wave Rider

By David Crawford

I finally tried the Pretend Surfing/Sinus-Cleaner-Outer/Ballistic Enema machine at the new pool on the weekend. It’s an artificial wave thing that has jets of water shooting up a curved incline, directly into your nasal passages. What we beginners are supposed to do is lay belly … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

It’s A Wonderful Meat

By Amber F.

Not many myths about him are true. Sure, he wears the red suit, has that white beard, and he is plump. Disgustingly so. And, yeah, I’ve heard him, “Ho, ho,” a couple of times–after he’s had too much eggnog. But he’s not jolly and his eyes don’t twinkle. They glow with an evil … [Read more...]

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October-november 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our October-november 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

A Playbook For Fatherhood

By Mary Frailey Calland

From the chilly sidelines of a middle-school soccer game, I overheard two dads commiserating on how difficult it is to be a father. While their wives seemed to embrace motherhood, they felt ill-prepared for their parental role. If only, they lamented, fatherhood had rules – like … [Read more...]

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October-november 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our October-november 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

The Santa Claus Story: Lies, I Tell You! All Lies!

By David Goldstein

Even as a child I always had credibility issues with the Santa story. Some elements of it just don't make a lick of sense to me. Let's break it down: SANTA'S AGE: Exactly how old is Santa??? Because it seems like he’s been around forever. At least three hundred years. Is that … [Read more...]

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