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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

The Twenty-Five Dollar Quarter — My Summertime Tale of Woe

By Kathleen M Wooton

Summertime, and the living is easy...yeah, right. I have just finished five weeks of acting summer camp, and boy, are my tires are tired. Okay, truth be told, my teenage daughter is the acting camp graduate, I am just the stage mom wannabe who was the wheels beneath her … [Read more...]

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August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

The Pet Conspiracy

By Carole Wyatt

I’m certain in the pet world that a well-rounded owner is the preferred status symbol. I think my pets want me fat. They weren’t bringing me Godiva chocolates, but they were doing their best to keep me from shedding weight. My two lazy dogs and lethargic cat have unified to stop … [Read more...]

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August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Handbag Hell

By Christopher Yeager

Once upon a time there was a handsome prince who lived happily with his wife Cinderella till, one day, she dropped her handbag on the palace steps. The prince picked it up, and immediately turned into a pumpkin. As this alternative version of the famous fairy tale shows, guys … [Read more...]

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June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 1st Place winner of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Notes On Finding A Mate

By Chris Adkins

(Editor's Note: Chris A. decided he wanted his last name shown after all!) People often say to me, “Chris, how did a slack-jawed knuckle-dragger like you manage to marry a Heaven-sent angel like Lily?” Meanwhile, people say to Lily, “Lost a bet, huh?” I'm sometimes asked for … [Read more...]

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June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

The Running Man

By Matthew Foley

My suburban sedentary lifestyle was taking its' toll around my midsection. So I challenged myself to start a daily running program. I tried to recall the last time I ran and remembered exerting myself once back in the summer of 1998. Hal Dibner had invited the neighbors over for … [Read more...]

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