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My daughter who lives three to five states away – depending on how deeply one is daydreaming when the turnpike exit sneaks up – is bringing her boyfriend home for a visit. She’s 19, legally an adult and fully qualified to make her own decisions without benefit of my sage advice. … [Read more...]
Memorandum To: The Body From:The Brain Re: Mind-Body Connection First quarter reports are disappointing. Productivity plummeted. Profitability is flat. Aerobic activity hit a record low. To reverse this alarming trend the following memo reviews our organizational chart and … [Read more...]
I would like to say a word on behalf of an overlooked minority group, a mysterious, practically unknown subculture of beings who lurk on the outskirts of decent society. Who are these unnamed outcasts? Mutants, aliens, mimes? No, more shocking than that – they are females who … [Read more...]
Following the style guide of my internal dress code, I can think of only two occasions that call for the wearing of white pants: Spackling the interior walls of an entire house, or stepping out for an early bird dinner while retired in Boca Raton. Still, a recent issue of … [Read more...]
In the news – National Archeologists discover tribe of lost employees In a discovery that is sure to stir renewed debate regarding business ecosystems, archeologists working in the Teaneck, NJ area have uncovered the existence of a previously forgotten group of employees working … [Read more...]