Undaunted by the millions of comments on Yahoo proving that everything that could be said about a topic has already been said by someone, or the T-shirt that says, “What makes you think I want to hear from your T-shirt when I don’t want to hear from you?” I zealously enter the … [Read more...]

Edna Braskowitz was arrested last night for auto theft, speeding, driving without license, driving without insurance and recklessness. Mrs. Raskowitz was clocked at 120 MPH on the North Side Highway by Deputy Daryl Dogg at 2 AM. Dep. Dogg chased her 20 miles before forcing her … [Read more...]

Like many universities across the country, my alma mater Washington University in St. Louis is currently in the midst of a civil war. You won't read about this civil war in the newspaper because they don't have the stones to cover it, and also you don't read the newspaper. You … [Read more...]

Mrs. Toodle, I have no idea why you pass so much gas. If I had a remedy for that, I’d be using it myself and it might have saved my first marriage. I’m going to prescribe a more expensive medication Drug A rather than the comparable but much cheaper generic Drug X. I met the … [Read more...]