A lot of things go through your mind when you skydive out of an airplane at 12,500 feet and you realize you forgot to put on your parachute. Things like: “I cannot believe I just jumped out of an airplane at 12,500 feet and forgot to put on my parachute.” That’s my first one. My … [Read more...]

A few days ago I flew to Seattle on a business trip. Now, I’ve flown all over the world, for work and vacations alike, and you’d think I’d be used to the service (or lack thereof) that one typically gets on an economy flight nowadays. You would think so, but you would be … [Read more...]

“Many of the games we teach our children are actually the things that rob them of their innocence. In order to stop this madness, we mustn’t allow our children to ever play or have fun. Unless of course, it is in the best interest of Mongolia” - Genghis Khan’s … [Read more...]

On May 1, 2011, the late Pope John Paul moved a step closer to becoming a saint in a jubilant ceremony that drew over one and a half million people revering the pontiff. Wouldn’t we all like to be worthy of beatification in our lives? Then it dawned on me. Who makes these … [Read more...]

The great philosopher Scott ''Dilbert'' Adams succinctly summed up the simple truth: ''Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.'' Truth sets you free. If you already know others think you're a nimnod, you don't have to pretend anymore that you're not. You get to goof up as much as … [Read more...]