Nutrition Moms can be annoying; however, if the truth be told, I am quite sure that I am more annoying to them. One day a mom asked if I’d like to have lunch with her, but little did I know that she was actually a Nutrition Mom. After we were seated at the restaurant, I … [Read more...]

I’m always suspicious when the Woman Who is Always Tan and Has a Flat Stomach wants to go out and do something with me. Against my better judgment, I recently went with her to a movie and then we grabbed a bite to eat afterward. When we got to the restaurant, I ordered the French … [Read more...]

The job market reeks right now. If you don’t believe me, just look at this transcript, taken verbatim from an interview with a Leading Job Market Expert Type Person on my nightly local news: Nightly Local News Anchor: “If you would, for our viewers, please describe the job … [Read more...]