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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Jeffie and the Hypodermic Skeeters

By Kathleen M Wooton

It has been a bit rainy here in scenic New Jersey. By a bit rainy, I mean it has rained nine days out of the last fourteen. Not biblical downpours, mind you, I’m talking the kind of precipitation that transforms suburban backyards into prime swampland, minus the alligators. Such … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

The Twenty-Five Dollar Quarter — My Summertime Tale of Woe

By Kathleen M Wooton

Summertime, and the living is easy...yeah, right. I have just finished five weeks of acting summer camp, and boy, are my tires are tired. Okay, truth be told, my teenage daughter is the acting camp graduate, I am just the stage mom wannabe who was the wheels beneath her … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

The Pet Conspiracy

By Carole Wyatt

I’m certain in the pet world that a well-rounded owner is the preferred status symbol. I think my pets want me fat. They weren’t bringing me Godiva chocolates, but they were doing their best to keep me from shedding weight. My two lazy dogs and lethargic cat have unified to stop … [Read more...]

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August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

First Date

By Angelica L.

We were on our first date. We had dinner, had gone to a movie, did coffee , and still didn’t want the night to end. So, we headed to my place at about 4 in the morning; he had to be at work by 7. Shortly after we got to my apartment, he asked me where my bathroom was. I told … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

We Are Not Amused

By Anita Lanning

Recently, my Muse decided to go on strike. Alarmed at my dearth of words, the ones as a writer I rely upon, I do some checking and sure enough--there's my Muse, picketing the corpus callosum, that creative center of my brain. "So what's the deal?" I ask my Muse. "Why are you … [Read more...]

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