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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Close Encounter of the Suburban Kind

By Nancy Wurtzel

Everyone says that living in the suburbs can be boring, but I disagree. If you keep your eyes open you never know what you might see. Like the evening late last fall when I was grilling turkey burgers for dinner. Standing on my patio, I was taking in the crisp night air, the … [Read more...]

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April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Time to Relax

By Carlos Arnade

The heart-doctor put it to me straight: You have got to get serious about relaxing. Your heart cannot take more stress. I recommend you start right away. In short, the doctor had ordered me to, aggressively relax. Thinking about the problem and possible solutions, of course, … [Read more...]

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April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Leonard Speaks Spanish

By Beth Beggs

My neighbors Wanda June and Leonard worry about senility, and if truth be known, they have reason for some of those worries. They watch Dr. Oz religiously and have taken to drinking some kind of green sludge as a preventative. In addition, Leonard is doing Sudoku puzzles, and … [Read more...]

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April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Champagne Reign

By Michael Hal

In a sleek corked bottle Breathes a potion that people coddle. Smooth and delicate to the taste Makes it’s consumer leave no waste. It’s bubbly, ubbly, wubbly woo. Makes me pose a toast from me to you. Soothing my mind and relaxing my body Helping me to be the life of the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

The Showering Connoisseur

By Kathryn McFadden

Closing Scene: Twenty-three days pass. It's midnight. The shower cascades micro-beads of titillating moisture over my tired, jet-lagged body. I've been traveling twenty-four horrible hours, starting in Zagreb, Croatia and ending in Reno, Nevada. Fitful flights recede into the … [Read more...]

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