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I've bought very few lottery tickets (being necessarily thrifty), but each time I spent a dollar or two, praying that I'd win "big", I had a specific fantasy for how I'd spend my winnings... always in the millions, of course. Remember Miss Ellie on the TV drama, Dallas? I wanted … [Read more...]
My neighbors seem to be at odds lately. The conversations that have been drifting over my back fence, do not seem as congenial as they used to. I aim to stay out of it come what may. But, the conversation I overheard today is a pretty good indication that things are going to … [Read more...]
Violent storms rolled through the area during work hours last Friday bringing rain, wind, hail, and tornados. Not an unusual occurrence for a typical Midwestern spring day, except that on this particular day the annual office picnic festivities were in full swing, with food, … [Read more...]
I was on the couch the other night watching one of those reality shows (the kind I claim to despise) when a mountain lion attacked me. The savage creature leapt up and ravaged my arm right when I was about to discover which obnoxious person was getting voted off. Just latched … [Read more...]
I am sure that my younger sister has attention deficit disorder. Yes, I know she is thirty five. I don’t care. I swear this is her problem. I offer as proof a recent phone conversation I attempted to have with her. I am not sure whether or not she ever actually absorbed the … [Read more...]