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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Life In The Library Snot What It Seems

By Ken Stark

The other day I saw one of our many prized and beloved university students pick his nose and eat it at a computer terminal in the atrium of the library. I kid you not. I’m not trying to be funny here. The uncivilized blockhead picked his freaking nose with his grimy index finger, … [Read more...]

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April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Jack

By Chris Allen, US Army

At a combat outpost in northeastern Afghanistan where donkeys are a valuable source of transportation for goods, one soldier decided to purchase a local donkey for $200. That was a great idea and everyone was in agreement. So now we have a donkey, that we promptly name ""Jack"", … [Read more...]

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April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Phil Is No Miser (He Just Wants To Rest In Peace)

By Kenny Blade

Phil ducked behind the old oak next to Lyle Wannaker’s head stone. The picture atop the granite monument of Lyle’s toothless smiling face brought back memories of playing checkers at Clark Creek. He missed his old fishing buddy. He had no time for reminiscing he reminded himself. … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Acrobatic Aerobics Do (Several) Hearts Good

By Burton Cole,

I read somewhere that riding a bicycle is good for the heart. I didn't know it could get so many hearts pumping all at once. It started when my car demanded an oil change. A dashboard light suggesting an immediate oil change had been flashing for a couple weeks. Then the vehicle … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Shopping For Love In The Green Beans Aisle

By Burton Cole,

A single friend complained to me the other day about a disturbing trend: grocery shopping dates. ‘‘Making out right there in front of the Wheat Thins – it's disgusting.” She re-enacted a recent showing in the canned goods aisle: ‘‘‘Oh, which corn do you want, snook'ems, creamed … [Read more...]

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