I don’t know where people got the impression that women were the weaker sex, especially when you consider that many women today (and always) gestate, carry around a living, developing baby, go through intense labor, give birth and the next day they are nursing a baby while they vacuum, make grocery lists, chaperone toddlers, negotiate with their teenagers and order meat for the freezer, all while standing over a hot stove cooking dinner.

And there are those who wonder why women go insane roughly every 24 to 30 days a month. If we didn’t have this biologically programmed vent every month, we’d explode. It keeps us sane, while it drives everyone else insane.

Chocolate is our mainstay. We happily consume it by the pound …