The kids all want to go to Disneyland, but I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, it’s not like we don’t ever go anywhere fun. Don’t they remember Laundryland?

“Mom, this is BORING.”

“Hey, now I just paid EIGHT quarters for you to view the wash through a front loading machine window. And look…you’re the right height for the dryers. Hurry up or you’ll miss the permanent press cycle!”

“But we want to see Mickey Mouse.”

“Keep your eyes open. Laundryland has plenty of …