• The Young and the Fertile: Why Birth Control was Invented

• Maternity Clothes Suck…But Not Worse Than What Follows

• Red Lipstick Can Fix Any Bad Day (and a Prescription of Valium Couldn’t Hurt Either)

• Does this Playdate Offer Champagne? And Other Important Questions Mothers Need to Ask

• Make Your Own Damn Breakfast: A Guide to Empowering Everyone in Your Household

• Clean Home = Clear Head…Oh Well: A Mother’s Story about Checking Out of House Work and Flying Solo to Vegas

• Help, the Electronic Devices are Talking to Me at Night: Tips for Booking Your Next Kid-Free Vacation at a Mental Institution

• Yes! Yes! Yes! A Patsy’s Guide to School Volunteerism

• The Wheels on the Minivan Go Round and Round (All #&%$ing Day)

• Lemons into Lemonade: How to Effectively Turn a Child into Daddy’s Best Bartender

• No Dessert for Mommy (I’ll Eat Off Your Plates Later)

• My Life is Held Together by Scotch Tape

• Because the Police Will Take Daddy to Jail…and Other White Lies We Tell to Manipulate Our Kids

• I’ve Always Loved You More Than Your Sister: Getting the Behavior you Want from Your Child

• Allowance: Giveth & Taketh Away

• Seize the Day and a Giant Shield: You Never Know What Your Children Will Throw at You

• I Heart Miss Hannigan’s Managerial Skills

• I Have Enough Paperclips to Last a Lifetime but I Can’t Find a Damn Roll of Toilet Paper to Save My Life

• I Laugh, Therefore I Kegel