New Infantry® Clothing Manufactory’s underwear division, Atomic Wedgies®, just announced their new patented line of nether wear for both men and women. The new line called Maxims (named for Hiram Maxim) will be virtually the same in every respect to current designs. All popular styles and colors will be available in the new line.

Maxims™ are expected to boost sagging market share for New Infantry. Competition in retail clothing is cutthroat and New Infantry® desperately needs more support in their underwear. Some people think that part of New Infantry’s problem is going head to head with another chain with a military name. Infantry, though an important part of the military forces, is an antiquated term. Too many potential customers think that the opposite of infantry is adultery, which loses the military connotation.

The big improvement for Atomic Wedgies® Maxim™ line is the patented lining in the nethermost portion of the undergarment. This micro-pad is impregnated with activated carbon. The reason for this improvement is to mute body noises and filter out accompanying aromas. This is the reason for the name Maxim. Hiram Maxim, of course, was the inventor of the modern automobile muffler.

The Maxim™ line of nether wear products will fill a great need for people with intestinal problems, whether occasional or permanent. Maxim™ will be especially welcomed by the vegetarian community. No more embarrassing noises or odors. You get the same styles and colors that you are used to. Also the same comfortable fit that is expected of New Infantry® products. If this product succeeds, New Infantry can overtake any military named clothing chain, old or new.