The way they stare, undressing me with their eyes. It makes me feel so dirty.”

I paused as my wife held me close. “Women can be such pigs!”

“I know, baby. I know,” she whispered, trying to calm my wounded pride. “But when a man is as sexy as you…” I felt her hand gliding over my rear end.

“Not now,” I said, pulling away. “Can’t you just hold me?”

I had just gone to the supermarket to pick up a few things for dinner. Since I guessed Vickie would be home when I returned from the store, I changed into a pair of tan slacks that were her favorite. Something about these pants made my waist seem slimmer