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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Senior Moments

By Lisa Barker

I’ll tell you what a senior moment is. It’s standing at the refrigerator filling up a glass at the water dispenser… and forgetting what it was I came in the kitchen to do.

Yes, seriously, that was me the other night. I’m standing there, gazing around the room trying to puzzle out what it was that I came into the kitchen to do and then caught myself in time before the glass overflowed. How can a person forget what they are doing while they are doing it!?!? The kids are sucking the life from me, I swear.

I told them all to give me hugs and love before I forget who they are. I don’t know if I should be worried. They looked alarmed, like I’d spoken out loud what everybody has already been thinking.

Good grief! I’m only 36 …

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