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August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

George W.’s ‘Speakin’ Like Me’ Tapes”

By Jeff Dougherty

Howdy folks. George W. here. Do you like the way I tawlk? Sure you do! It’s kinda folksy ain’t it? A certain down home quality you cain’t git just annawhere. Kinda tawlk you can only git, well, down home. And like the sayin’ goes, its down to the earth. It’s so down to the earth, well, it got me where I am today. But, did you know I didn’t always tawlk like this? Hell no!

Think about it. Born in Cah-tet-ticut, both parents from two old New England families. Prep schooled at Andover, that’s in Massatah-two-chets, I think …

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