“I’ve got a screw loose!”

“Whassat?”

“I said, I’ve got a screw loose!”

“So, tell me something I didn’t know!”

“How’d you know?”

“It’s the way you act, sometimes.”

“It’s that noticeable?”

“Well…”

John Belsher, the town barber, was confounded by his friend’s revelation. Sure, Murray was a little quirky. But the esteemed Murray Berkowitz seemed so sincere. Murray was …