Important information was introduced to the public this morning and it appears to have caused quite a stir. “This information is important, because it changes the way people will live their day-to-day lives,” explained one highly regarded figure.

Many proponents of the important information claim it’s some of the best information ever to be released, although there is a growing number of people saying it’s no better than any previous information.

The important information comes from a study conducted by a renown institution. The scientists weren’t sure whether the results would yield important information or just more common information. To their surprise, it revealed important information, so they published a paper detailing everything in a distinguished scientific journal.

The important information could potentially make millions of people rethink previous information. It could save lives, protect the environment and prevent a total collapse of modern society. “Important information like this doesn’t come around that often,” said one respected social commentator. “If you are wise, you’ll take this important information and apply it to your daily life right away.”

Another respected social commentator wasn’t so sure. “We get a lot of important information everyday, so how do we know this is something really important? I just don’t want to see people scrambling to insert this information into their daily regimes only to discover tomorrow there’s better information, that’s all.”

Regardless, the important information is already having an impact on the population. A recent poll shows 47% of those asked are now using the important information, while 38% are not (15% are undecided or waiting to decide until after the important information sinks in a little).

A scientist, whose work helped discover the important information, defended the study’s findings: “The information is important, and that’s a fact. Anyone willing to challenge it better be ready to look at the facts.”

There’s no telling what the long-term affects will be, but one average-looking person had this to say: “If there’s some important information out there that I don’t know, I want to know it, but the last thing I need is another person telling me they’ve got important information when they actually don’t.”