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April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our April-May 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Lloyd’s Dentist

By Lloyd S

Dr Mitchell Lasoff has a dental office on Hoosick Street in Troy, New York. Dr Lasoff is one of the most accomplished dentists in the Capitol area of New York State. While most dentists practice their trade, Dr Lasoff is so good that he no longer has to practice.

Dr Lasoff is always looking for ways to improve his work and profitability. To this end he is developing contact lenses for eye teeth. There should be a good market for such a product as there seem to be a lot of people who don’t watch what they are saying. This an overlooked idea that no one has seen before. The good doctor has been eyeing this market for a long time and sees a chance of making good at it. Eye teeth glasses are impractical as there are no ear or nose teeth to hold the lenses in place.

Dr Lasoff is also studying proctology. This field should be a good adjunct to dentistry as he can now make a profit at both ends. The thing that Dr Lasoff has to remember is the importance of changing his latex gloves between patients.

As most people know, dental drills make great wood working tools. To this end, Dr Lasoff is making a replica set of George Washington’s famous wooden dentures out of white oak.

Troy is located at the hub of the New York canal system. This area is where the Erie and Champlain Canals meet. Dr Lasoff has spent many hours studying local canal engineering to perfect his root canal work. Even though Dr Lasoff’s work can only be admired by dental X-rays, these are classic works of art. Dr Lasoff has done root canal work on a Troy woman which are perfect models of Erie Canal locks five and six which are in Waterford, New York.

It is with great pride for me to know such unique and multi-talented man. We should all applaud Dr Lasoff’s fantastic deeds and wish him the best his in future endeavors.

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