Need some work done around your house? Well, we can do anything you need done.

This is how a typical day might go if you decide to use our services….

8:00am- We havent shown up yet…probably still sleeping off a hangover.

9:00am- Still not there…We are likely at the store picking up cigarettes that we will litter your property with.

10:00am- We show up in our truck with the windows down playing some typical crappy homogenous hard rock music very loudly.

10:23am- We get out of our truck and exclaim loudly enough for you to hear inside “OH HELL WE FORGOT OUR TOOLS”

When you come out to see what all the racket is about one of us will launch into a long shpeel about how we could have possibly forgotten our tools while the other one…(usually me) quickly and quietly begins fashioning tools from stuff in either your yard or your neighbors yard. You know those lighthouses people sometimes decorate their front yard with…well turns out that the light usually works and can be used as a work light in some rare cases. And those big decorative orbs that people have on pedestals in their garden are great for Demolition…we will just chuck em into your wall if that’s ok…I hope it will be for your sake.

Some of you might have a statue of an animal in your garden… maybe a dog or whatnot…if it’s ok we would put it near us while we work to keep people who are scared of dogs, like children, away from our work site so they dont get injured… sometimes I yell at the dog when I hit my thumb with a hammer.

Oh and if you have any of those cutouts of ladies bending over in the garden we like to put at least one of them near us while we work so we can hoot and holler at it… it saves you from being the subject of our hootin and or hollerin’.

Get in touch if you need any work done.