Getting sucked in is fun. I love vacuuming! Everyone should be a housewife. Hmmm, so much to do. The day just flies by. I have to get dinner going soon. In the meantime, I’ll dust the table again. I think I saw a stray mite. Hmmm, which table was that on again? Oh well, I’ll just do them all. Oh, look, the curtains are fading. Maybe we can get new ones. I’ll have to ask Hubby. Perhaps a beige would go well in here or a taupe or ecru.
Oh fabulous, I just remembered I’m having the ladies over for tea next week so we can discuss it then. Hubby leaves that kind of thing up to me. I’m so lucky…he gives me such a long leash and a generous allowance. When he comes home, I’ll see if he needs anything, anything at all. Poor guy, working so hard to support us (pan out to Hubs chatting up the hot secretary in between ‘important’ calls). What a great family man.
That reminds me, I have to bake cookies for church on Sunday and see Dr. Deity for my physical. I wonder how my blood pressure and cholesterol are doing. Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten that banana cream pie for dessert last night. Not to worry, Dr. D assured me there’s medicine for those things. He really knows what’s best for me. I started having these little spells where I couldn’t breathe and my skin got all hot so he sent me to Dr. Handy the psychiatrist in town. He said I’m just a wee bit anxious and gave me something to make it all go away. Maybe I’ll take one now and then start dinner. Should I do the lamb tonight? Yes, that sounds delicious with a little garlic and mint and some mashed potatoes. Lamb isn’t my favorite, but Hubby loves it. He says his mother makes the best. She’s an excellent cook.
Oh, that reminds me, which cookies would be best for church? I really do need to think carefully about that. It’s already Tuesday! Should I do peanut butter, snicker doodle or chocolate chip? Oh, there are so many allergies these days and those chubby little kids really shouldn’t have so much sugar. Maybe I’ll do gluten free oatmeal raisin. I’ll go buy the ingredients tomorrow and make them from scratch. No boxed cookies in this household!
Puts gun to head.