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1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 1st-2nd Quarter 2014 Humor Writing Contest!

Superstitious

By John Gentry

My cousin, Fred is superstitious;
He walks not under ladders,
And tosses over the shoulder, salt,
If spilt, as though it matters.

On every thirteenth, when it’s Friday,
He stays home in the sack,
And on a sidewalk never, ever
Treads upon a crack.

A black cat’s path he will not cross,
No matter where it leads him,
Four-leaf clovers and rabbits’ feet
He carries, in case he needs ’em.

They have preserved him well, he thinks,
From unexpected woes —
He still has his right arm, one eye
and six or seven toes.

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