New age stuff sells. I know because I’ve bought most of it.

For me a “yes,” “no,” or “try again later” answer to major life decisions isn’t enough. To discover my cosmic life purpose I had my natal chart progressed and past life regressed. Turns out I was either Vlad the Impaler or a killer tomato.

I’m not alone in my search. People, some with addresses outside Transylvania, have consulted ancient …