Here I am at Burger Heaven again. The last time I was here I vowed to stop eating fast food and finally become a healthy eater. Yes, that was only this morning, but how can I resist when the smell of French Fries seems to travel straight to my living room.

Now that I’m here I may as well order something, but this is definitely the last time.

“Good afternoon sir, would you like to try our new Super Clogger Burger?” asked the clerk.

“What’s the Super Clogger?” I quizzically replied.

“It’s a Bacon and Egg Double Cheese Burger with a French Fry bun. It’s then coated with pancake batter and deep fried until …