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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

If You See My ‘Get Up And Go’, Tell Me Where It Went!

By Lisa Barker

You know those types of days. You have a nagging cold that isn’t big enough to keep you in bed, but it’s sure big enough to make you feel like you stuffed your head in a goldfish bowl.

The kids all look distorted, their jabbering is muffled and punctuated by ‘clinks’ as they tap on the bowl…and there’s this drippy thing right between your eyes…no, not the goldfish, your nose.

How can a mother get anything done when she’s got a runny nose? Add to that a few sneezes and we’re talking about a real challenge! Have YOU ever tried to change a diaper with a head cold?

Oh, sure the naïve masses think, “So what’s the problem? You can’t smell anything.”

No, but you can give your baby a heart attack…

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