There is nothing new in the statement that we humans sometimes adorn ourselves in ridiculous and dangerous fashions. We can trace this directly back to Adam and Eve, who suddenly discovering that they are naked, immediately plaster themselves with designer fig leaves. Since then, fashion has been off and running -–and putting us all in peril.

In a recent speech to his subjects, The King of Swaziland revealed that he had discovered the source of all evil in the world.

Do some of you think he said, “greed”? Do some of you say, “war”? Do some of you say “Satan”?

If you do, then you are wrong. According to the King, all the evils in the world can be traced to WOMEN WEARING PANTS. And furthermore, he claims that the Bible backs him up.