Long before the Million Man March, war protests and gay pride demonstrations, the SGSH (Small Group of Scared Hares) hopped to Washington in protest of the Aschheim-Zondek (the-rabbit-died) test for pregnancy.

Their demands were finally met when they threatened to have a love-in on the White House lawn; and the following pregnancy tests, in order of accuracy, are a direct result of that momentous demonstration.

Home Pregnancy Test (HPT)
There are several hundred brands to choose from. Therefore, it is highly recommended that you simply select a pink one if you would like a girl or a blue one for a boy –- unless, of course, you would like to give birth in Aisle 3 …