He said he was tall, worked out every day,
had curly brown hair on his head.
But my blind date had altered the truth-
THESE were the things he should’ve said.

Instead of being a cross between “Bronson and Michael Landon,”
he resembled much more Fat Albert and Bozo-
this one I’d like to abandon!

The curly brown hair he spoke of, was curly all right, have no fear.
But the fact he neglected to tell me
was that it only existed BELOW his ears.

Lifting a loaf of garlic bread
does not a work out make
and having multiple stomachs
was a fact I found heavy to take.

This guy was quite the opposite
this thing had gone too far.
They’re called blind dates, I think because
they don’t see themselves for who they are.