• The Young and the Fertile: Why Birth Control was Invented
• Maternity Clothes Suck…But Not Worse Than What Follows
• Red Lipstick Can Fix Any Bad Day (and a Prescription of Valium Couldn’t Hurt Either)
• Does this Playdate Offer Champagne? And Other Important Questions Mothers Need to Ask
• Make Your Own Damn Breakfast: A Guide to Empowering Everyone in Your Household
• Clean Home = Clear Head…Oh Well: A Mother’s Story about Checking Out of House Work and Flying Solo to Vegas
• Help, the Electronic Devices are Talking to Me at Night: Tips for Booking Your Next Kid-Free Vacation at a Mental Institution
• Yes! Yes! Yes! A Patsy’s Guide to School Volunteerism
• The Wheels on the Minivan Go Round and Round (All #&%$ing Day)
• Lemons into Lemonade: How to Effectively Turn a Child into Daddy’s Best Bartender
• No Dessert for Mommy (I’ll Eat Off Your Plates Later)
• My Life is Held Together by Scotch Tape
• Because the Police Will Take Daddy to Jail…and Other White Lies We Tell to Manipulate Our Kids
• I’ve Always Loved You More Than Your Sister: Getting the Behavior you Want from Your Child
• Allowance: Giveth & Taketh Away
• Seize the Day and a Giant Shield: You Never Know What Your Children Will Throw at You
• I Heart Miss Hannigan’s Managerial Skills
• I Have Enough Paperclips to Last a Lifetime but I Can’t Find a Damn Roll of Toilet Paper to Save My Life
• I Laugh, Therefore I Kegel