In a sleek corked bottle
Breathes a potion that people coddle.
Smooth and delicate to the taste
Makes it’s consumer leave no waste.

It’s bubbly, ubbly, wubbly woo.
Makes me pose a toast from me to you.
Soothing my mind and relaxing my body
Helping me to be the life of the party.

Inebriate a woman and you will find
She nonchalantly corrupts a man’s mind.
He wakes enraptured in her charm the next day
She takes a few more drinks and want go away.

It’s bubbly, ubbly, wubbly woo.
Makes me pose a toast from me to you.
Soothing my mind and relaxing my body
Helping me to be the life of the party.

Celebrating life is a wonderful treat
In front of the world sharing what is neat.
Holding that magic potion in your hand
You pop the cork and strike up the band.
(Shower everyone in the land)

It’s bubbly, ubbly, wubbly woo.
I’ve had a few drinks now I see two.
Misusages my mind, hey, I think I’ll have another.
No doubt about it I wouldn’t have any other (hic).