I suspect my youngest son had seen the dog in the pet shop earlier, while I was busy with the grocery shopping. I was only vaguely aware of him leaving my side, and returning in time for me to go through the checkout. I remained preoccupied, therefore perfectly primed and off guard.

This young man with a plan, then adroitly mustered me into Pets Galore for a ‘quick look’ before going home. After some meandering around the shop, I was directed to …