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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Perceptions — Not Taught In Real Estate 101

By Faye Riccitelli

First impressions are everything they say, I recalled, weaving down the walkway past a rusted rake that leaned precariously against an old dog crate. An old chair covered with dog hair stood before me, as I made my way up the shaky porch stairs. Listing houses for sale is never … [Read more...]

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October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

When Opposites Attack

By Dan McGinley

My wife and I have adopted greyhounds for nearly seventeen years. We’ve always been enamored with their graceful athleticism, alert disposition, expressive eyes, and uncanny ability to run down and consume a bicycle messenger in heavy traffic. During a momentary lapse of reason … [Read more...]

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October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Lori’s ‘Chocolate Cake’

By Lori Heberle

1. Bake a two-layer round cake, chocolate, reduced sugar, made with Splenda. 2. Let cool. 3. Mix up the sugar-free fat-free instant chocolate pudding to go in between the layers. Estimate how much milk has to be added, since you used some of the pudding powder to ruin a … [Read more...]

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October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

A Booger In My Shorts

By D.L. Heartz

I think that I shall never see a booger that was so dangle-ly It all happened this one time right before I turned nine While walking home from school one day It was too hot to stop and play My nose it had the strangest twitch So I put my finger in Just to itch Well, a booger … [Read more...]

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October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our October-November 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

My Imaginary Life

By Janice Hastert

I like my imaginary life so much better than my real one. I even have a real wardrobe for my fantasies. After all, doesn't Barbie? I buy clothes for my date with George Clooney, for the Academy Awards, and for my television appearance on the Tonight show. I like to be ready when … [Read more...]

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