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Thanksgiving Day is upon us. For many this day has become less about giving thanks and more about the food itself. The talk leading up to the holiday is usually about pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce, and of course, the bird. In fact, it is common to hear people refer to … [Read more...]
I weighed myself yesterday. I'm not sure if I was feeling lucky, or brave. One thing's for sure, nothing wakes you up quicker than stepping on the scale. Not even coffee. I have a measly 9 lbs. to lose and I am obsessed with losing these monuments to my overindulgence. This is … [Read more...]
1) Call the "will do odd jobs" guy whose number you found on the bulletin board at the supermarket. Offer him twenty bucks. He'll know what to do. 2) Turn up the Republican National Convention really loud on the television. (This won't stop the dogs, but it will give you a new … [Read more...]
“Do these pants make my hips look wide?” I asked my husband as I stared horrified into the mirror. “Define what you mean by ‘wide,’ ” he said. “Wide!” I repeated. “Do my hips look wide?” “Uh, uh, uh . . . ,” he stammered. “OK,” I explained. “If you say they are the width of … [Read more...]
A multitude of Yule feasts are on the front burner and I will thank you very much NOT to sneak healthy stuff into my stuffing. I am concerned about this because of the popularity of Jessica Seinfeld’s cookbook “Deceptively Delicious.” First, let me point out that she is the wife … [Read more...]