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A man-purse. Right there in the supermarket, the guy was carrying a man-purse. He excused himself to move my cart, so he could reach the rice cakes. Rice cakes! Man-purse! Rice cakes! I wanted to shake him by the shoulders and say "What did they DO to you, man? Dude – a … [Read more...]
Apparently our couch has reached its maximum saturation point and can no longer absorb liquids and semi-soluble food particles. The stains now have stains, and the cat has been known to spend hours licking the cushions. And the other day when our son sat down and stuck like glue, … [Read more...]
American English as spoken in the USA has many regional variations. From northern Maine to southern Mississippi, natives speak differently. This article is a handy guide for visitors, American English students, and for us Midwesterners (who, as everyone in the Midwest knows, … [Read more...]