You’re motoring along through life and then Boom! A blue pair of Hanes underpants knocks you right on your bloomers. Oh, right, an explanation. It all started this past autumn when my friend Lynne took her daughter to Kent State University to get her settled into college and my … [Read more...]

I’ve been involved with the NFL for several years now, but I’ll never forget that fateful night I was brought to New York for an important “business dinner”. Bob Smith* was seated there with several other player’s agents, and no wives were present. There was a strange little … [Read more...]

Sure plenty of people told me they'd grow fast, but they also told me my GE 'fridge would become a classic. Well, in the case of the kids, they did grow fast and I expect any day now to see them on 'Fugitive Watch' for holding up a convience store. No, really, they're still too … [Read more...]

Crucial Boomer Gal Alert: Bra Rage is even more widespread than originally feared. Since I wrote I will attend a “Bra-fitting Event’’ only after men get invited to “Boxers and Briefs Events,’’ other boomer gals have declared they feel the same way. And evidently, Bra Rage goes … [Read more...]

When the Ed Norton t-shirt first went over my head, a cold sweat rolled down my neck. The second time, the ear ringing let up. The third time, the room stopped spinning altogether. Finally. My Inner Norton was healed. Go ahead. Test me. Ask me if Ed Norton is my father. Ask me … [Read more...]