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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest!

On the Joy and Hassles of Camping

By J.D. Griffith Leave a Comment

Camping under the stars at my place in the Northeast Georgia Mountains used to be such great fun thirty years ago, but it became a major bitch. My physical recovery generally takes a full day after returning home from a camping trip. I suppose what made camping so much fun years … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest!

The Twelve Days of Agony

By J.D. Griffith Leave a Comment

From Black Friday to New Year’s Day, I consciously avoid the inside of stores that have the annoying type of Christmas music piped through overhead speakers—Walmart in particular. Unarguably, “The Twelve Days of Christmas” is the most irritating Christmas tune on the planet. If … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest!

A Look Back At Yesterday

By Felicia Young-Wilkinson Leave a Comment

I stared at myself in the full-length mirror in my bedroom wondering where the fresh-faced girl of my youth had gone. You know, the one with the slender body that wore cigarette leg jeans and stiletto heels. In my menopausal haze, I decided I needed a distraction. Wandering … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest!

From the Pen of Someone Who Watches Too Much TV

By Kathy Minicozzi Leave a Comment

OPEN ON shot of woman changing a baby's diaper, looking as if she is about to pass outfromthe smell.  The woman is wearing no makeup, her hair is messy and she is wearing an apron that is falling off her shoulders.   ANNOUNCER (VOICEOVER):  Oh, those putrid odors! CUT TO … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 3rd/4th Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest!

The Urge to Kill

By Ramona Scarborough Leave a Comment

In my nightmare, a woman is pointing a gun. Still fuzzy upon awakening, I am relieved. I'm alive! Wait, what's that? My nightgown is wet. Blood? Heart pounding, I switch on the night light. No, the hot water bottle has burst and soaked me, the sheets and the mattress. Rising from … [Read more...]

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