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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 1st Place winner of our 1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

The Colonoscopy

By David Woodside

The colonoscopy is the butt of many jokes, yet the colon is full of laughing matter. The facts: A normal adult colon is five feet long. Abnormal adults have different colons, usually in fuchsia. The colon has four sections. The Ascending Colon connects the small intestine to the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our 1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Letter I Probably Won’t Send

By Abby Heugel

To the Man in front of me at the Dollar Store buying a fake rose, chapstick, K-Y Jelly and three servings of Armour potted meat: I’m not sure if I should be disgusted at this unique combination of purchases or admire you for your effort and optimism. The fake rose is admirable, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 3rd Place winner of our 1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

If I Only Had A Brain — Or Two

By Patrick "Patch" Rose

My son made me a brain in art class. Yeah, so now I have two. Brains, that is. When I’m counting sons, I have three. Therefore, I have more sons than brains – but please don’t tell them I told you so. I think giving your mom a brain is a useful and thoughtful gift. The action … [Read more...]

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1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 4th place winner of our 1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

My Ticket To Paradise

By Leigh Ann Northcutt

Just because I am a wife, mother and homemaker, don't assume that I haven't tiptoed on the wild side of life. I have. I have smuggled cokes and candy into the movie theater in my purse at least a dozen times. The scissors that I accidentally took from my daughter's school . . . … [Read more...]

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1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our 1st Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Peace, Love, and Grilling

By Mike McHugh

If there’s one passion that guys the world over share, it’s barbecuing. Ever since our prehistoric male ancestors discovered fire, we’ve taken pleasure in the act of tossing a huge hunk of meat over an open fire and roasting it to perfection, or, often, beyond, to the point where … [Read more...]

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