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The colonoscopy is the butt of many jokes, yet the colon is full of laughing matter. The facts: A normal adult colon is five feet long. Abnormal adults have different colons, usually in fuchsia. The colon has four sections. The Ascending Colon connects the small intestine to the … [Read more...]
To the Man in front of me at the Dollar Store buying a fake rose, chapstick, K-Y Jelly and three servings of Armour potted meat: I’m not sure if I should be disgusted at this unique combination of purchases or admire you for your effort and optimism. The fake rose is admirable, … [Read more...]
My son made me a brain in art class. Yeah, so now I have two. Brains, that is. When I’m counting sons, I have three. Therefore, I have more sons than brains – but please don’t tell them I told you so. I think giving your mom a brain is a useful and thoughtful gift. The action … [Read more...]
Just because I am a wife, mother and homemaker, don't assume that I haven't tiptoed on the wild side of life. I have. I have smuggled cokes and candy into the movie theater in my purse at least a dozen times. The scissors that I accidentally took from my daughter's school . . . … [Read more...]
If there’s one passion that guys the world over share, it’s barbecuing. Ever since our prehistoric male ancestors discovered fire, we’ve taken pleasure in the act of tossing a huge hunk of meat over an open fire and roasting it to perfection, or, often, beyond, to the point where … [Read more...]