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There’s an alarming trend occurring in this country right now. I call it, “Surprise! Here’s your ugly baby!” Why? Because cosmetic surgery is everywhere and everyone’s getting it. And I do mean everyone. Girls in Dallas get big new breasts for their sixteenth birthdays. Boys in … [Read more...]
I have rabies. Okay, not really, but, I might as well since my symptoms closely resembles it –- foaming at the mouth, the desire to lunge for the throat of the nearest person, profuse sweating. It’s called peri-menopause. One morning, I woke up with an overwhelming desire to … [Read more...]
The Holiday season is fast approaching, but let's not overlook the season we are currently in: Cold & Flu. Much less heralded than the commercially successful Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons, Cold & Flu still carries with it the standard trappings: less sleep, numerous … [Read more...]
Before I got pregnant, I was a size 8. For five hours. On one day in 1991. More than a decade before I actually got pregnant, but technically the statement holds true. That’s one of the perks of becoming a Mommy. You finally have someone to blame for the extra pounds. I … [Read more...]
Every time I walk into the Home Depot, I wonder who else is as clueless as me, and who else might actually know something about carpentry. Almost every guy there looks competent. Pencil behind the ear, tape measure clipped to the belt, they all wear blue jeans and thoughtful … [Read more...]