I pride myself on the fact that, at my age, I am technically savvy, knowing my computer inside and out, and being able to assemble things even when the instructions are written in pseudo-English. My house is full of electronic doo-dads that dance to my command. (Well, everything … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Voter Tuneout
Election officials have unveiled a new proposal for ensuring fair U.S. voting protocols in 2008. The recommended program was developed by 14 year-old Kelly Ashley. Ashley was selected after winning a nationwide contest sponsored by Diebold Election Systems, Halliburton, FOX News, … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
August- September 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Exhibitionist
The day before my second college rowing race I was overweight by three pounds. A week prior I only had to drop down to 150 pounds but the next week one of the heaviest rowers came off the injured list. This meant the rest of us had to drop weight. My assignment was lowered to 148 … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Heated Eyelash Curlers
Well, kiddies, I have seen it all now! I was looking at the current Avon sales booklet when lo and behold, what should I see on page 49 but an “Express Curl Heated Lash Curler.” This product “gently curls lashes” in only 10 seconds! Said item requires 2 AAA batteries, which of … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
1st Quarter 2016 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Accountant
In 2008, my colleague John, a professional accountant, retired; in other words, John had become a fully depreciated accountant with no remaining useful life. Or as Donald Trump would say “an ugly worthless write-off.” Although nobody knew John’s true age, with more double … [Read more...]
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