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Humor Writing Contest Results! |
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Congratulations to
the Winners, Finalists, Semi-Finalists & Honorable
Mentions in our October/ November 2007
Humor
Writing Contest!
Click any
headline below to see the full entry, then scroll up or down to see
other entries in the group!
All entries are carefully reviewed based on our exclusive
"H-U-M-O-R"SM
judging
criteria:
- H = Humor --
Does it make us laugh?
- U = Universality --
Is it fairly "clean"?
- M =
Moxie
-- Does it have plenty of zing?
- O = Originality
-- Is it fresh and new?
- R = 'Riting -- Is it well-'ritten?
(OK, "Writing," but we couldn't judge entries on their "H-U-M-O-W",
could we?)
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OCTOBER/ NOVEMBER 2007 WINNERS...
(Click
ANY Title to See Entry)
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The
Constitution of the Laundry Room
By Karrie McAllister, Ohio
First-Place
Winner
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What
Do Troubled Teens and Ketchup Have In Common?
By George
Waters, California
Second-Place Winner
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Roasting
My Town
By Dan McGinley, Connecticut
Third-Place Winner
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Running
On Kid Time
By Carol Band, Massachusetts
Fourth-Place Winner
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Oven
Cleaner and the Holidays
By Cy Creed, New York
Fifth-Place Winner
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OCTOBER/ NOVEMBER 2007 FINALISTS...
(in alphabetical order by author)
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 Safety
Devices
By Cameron Castle, Washington
Jade
Gets Muscles; Spokes-Hiney For Pancakes Resigns
By Jade Cody, Colorado
Life Slows Down In The Fast Lane
By Burton Cole, Ohio
Love
Potion No. 9
By Brad Manzo, New York
Remote
Control: Reincarnated
By Richelle Putnam, Mississippi
Letter
to a Very Rich Dog
By Brian Thompson, Florida
Double-Timed
By Christopher Yeager, Ohio
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OCTOBER/ NOVEMBER 2007 SEMI-FINALISTS...
(in alphabetical order by author)
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 If Only I
Could Remember What I Forgot
By Burton Cole, Ohio
Grocery
Shopping, Feminine Hygiene and My Daughter
By Len Di Gregorio, New Jersey
Spagmaphobics
Unite
By Laurie Fabrizio, Minnesota
Taste
Test Tales
By Cathy C. Hall, Georgia
The
Paintbrush Calls
By Mary Kirchhoff, Pennsylvania
Simply
Ducty
By Carol MacAllister, Puerto Rico
Dog
Sounds
By Dan McGinley, Connecticut
Middle-Age
Spread is NOT a Condiment
By Victoria Milillo, Pennsylvania
Beauty
on the Beast
By Joel Schwartzberg, New Jersey
What
To Do When the Neighbor's Dogs Won't Stop Barking for Thirty-Three
Nights in a Row
By John Sheirer, Massachusetts
Beauty
Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, But What If No One Is Beholding?
By Judi Veoukas, Illinois
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OCTOBER/ NOVEMBER 2007 HONORABLE
MENTIONS...
(in alphabetical order by author)
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 Eating Your Way
To A Healthy Holiday
By Burton Cole, Ohio
Up-Front
Friends Use The Back Door
By Burton Cole, Ohio
The Mets Approach MLB for a Shortened Season in 2008
By Len Di Gregorio, New Jersey
The
"Scrooge" Intervention
By Laurie Fabrizio, Minnesota
Watch
Me!
By Mary Johnson, Mississippi
The
City That Never Greets
By Patty Kimerer, Ohio
Road
Warriors
By Don Lewis, Idaho
This
Is What Happens When You Watch Too Many Episodes Of 24
By Jim Monti, Illinois
Christmas
Tree Follies
By Cheryl O'Donovan, Illinois
Chew
Chew: The Train Wreck Express
By Randy Richardson, Illinois
Happy
Tofurkey Day
By Rich Van Saders, New Jersey
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Congratulations To EVERYONE Who Entered!
If your
entry was not recognized this time, please don't give up! Writing humor is a
specialized craft, and
it takes time and effort to master any craft.
- Some entries were
well-written, but needed more work setting up
the humor and punching
up the punch lines. Try structuring your work with distinct set-ups and
punch lines throughout the piece.
- Other
entries had plenty of punch, but relied on coarseness or
vulgarity, which limited their potential readership. Try writing
as if your piece were for a daily newspaper to achieve the most
universal appeal.
However,
just by
entering you made a great effort and we commend you for it! (You
already did better than those who just thought about entering,
but didn't even try!)
We hope you will try again and look forward to
seeing more of
your work!
Enter
Today!
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