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June/July 2007
Humor Writing Contest Results! |
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Congratulations to
the Winners, Finalists, Semi-Finalists & Honorable
Mentions in our
June/
July 2007 Humor
Writing Contest!
Click any
headline below to see the full entry, then scroll up or down to see
other entries in the group!
All entries are carefully reviewed based on our exclusive
"H-U-M-O-R"SM
judging
criteria:
- H = Humor --
Does it make us laugh?
- U = Universality --
Is it fairly "clean"?
- M =
Moxie
-- Does it have plenty of zing?
- O = Originality
-- Is it fresh and new?
- R = 'Riting -- Is it well-'ritten?
(OK, "Writing," but we couldn't judge entries on their "H-U-M-O-W",
could we?)
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June/ July 2007 WINNERS...
(Click
ANY Title to See Entry)
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Notes
On Finding A Mate
By
Chris Adkins,
Idaho
First-Place
Winner
June/July 2007
Congratulations, Chris!
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The Running Man
By
Matthew Foley,
Illinois
Second-Place Winner
June/July 2007
Great
job,
Matthew!
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Take No Prisoners
By
Chris Adkins,
Idaho
Third-Place Winner
June/July 2007
Way to
go,
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Whose Price is Right?
By
Joel
Schwartzberg,
New
Jersey
Fourth-Place Winner
June/July 2007
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A Small Pill A Day Keeps The Bomb Squad Away
By
Kathleen Norton
McNulty,
New
York
Fifth-Place Winner
June/July 2007
Good work, Kathleen!
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June/ July 2007 FINALISTS...
(in alphabetical order by author)
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 Ring,
Ring A Song
By
Burton Cole,
Ohio
Tall Tales On A Short Bike
By Burton Cole,
Ohio
For Sale: Previously Unused Unmet POTENTIAL
By
Laurissa Doonan,
Pennsylvania
Dr. Mom...a PhD on Life
By
Laurie Fabrizio,
Minnesota
Scythe Matters
By
Chuck McKay,
Maine
Say Cheese
By
Yvonne Minassian,
California
My Life as a Diet
By
Cathlene Smith,
Utah
Plans
By
Natalie V.,
Ohio
Why Did The Bird Cross The Road?
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Joyce West,
Kentucky |
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June/ July 2007 SEMI-FINALISTS...
(in alphabetical order by author)
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 Asylum
Earth - The Real Story of Orville and Wilber Wright
By
T. Michael
Barclay, Texas
Hardcore Legend Steers Back Into Trouble
By
Burton Cole,
Ohio
A Real Pain In The You-Know-What
By
Laurie Fabrizio,
Minnesota
Accomplishing Great Things Up The Suction Hose
By
Sue Anna
Langenberg, Illinois
Survey This
By
Carol
MacAllister, Puerto Rico
Laugh Lines And Goofy Faces -- Neither Is Very Funny
By
Karrie
McAllister, Ohio
One Day Down, Three To Go
By
Wayne Scheer,
Georgia
A Worse Moustrap
By
DC
Stanfa, Ohio
Flash And Burn, Baby!
By
Kathleen M.
Wooton, New Jersey
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June/ July 2007 HONORABLE
MENTIONS...
(in alphabetical order by author)
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 The
Thing And I
By
Danielle Allen,
North
Carolina
In Search of The Holy Maraca
By
Cameron Castle,
Washington
Osama
By
Cy Creed,
New
York
Child-like Superstitions Crush the Best Team in the NHL… and It’s Mom’s
Fault
By
Wendy
D'Alessandro,
Florida
Is There A Cure For Brain Freeze?
By
Elaine Luddy
Klonicki,
North
Carolina
Reluctant Spokesmodel
By
E. Mitchell,
Illinois
The Garden Hat
By
Duncan Moreland,
Devon, UK
Blonde Putty
By
Lisa Spense,
Mississippi
Buy A House In 30 Minutes Or Less!
By
Judi Veoukas,
Illinois
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Congratulations To EVERYONE Who Entered!
If your
entry was not recognized this time, please don't give up! Writing humor is a
specialized craft, and
it takes time and effort to master any craft.
- Some entries were
well-written, but needed more work setting up
the humor and punching
up the punch lines. Try structuring your work with distinct set-ups and
punch lines throughout the piece.
- Other
entries had plenty of punch, but relied on coarseness or
vulgarity, which limited their potential readership. Try writing
as if your piece were for a daily newspaper to achieve the most
universal appeal.
However,
just by
entering you made a great effort and we commend you for it! (You
already did better than those who just thought about entering,
but didn't even try!)
We hope you will
enter again and look forward to
seeing more of
your work!
Enter
Today!
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